Showing posts with label search strings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label search strings. Show all posts

5.06.2012

ssod

Search string of the day:
why should the planet earth be conserved ?
Because it's the only planet we've got! If we use it up, we don't have a replacement in the cupboard. Have you got a better idea?

8.05.2011

most important search string of the day ever

Search string of the day:
doctors told me to get an abortion to save my life what should i do
This is what you should do: GET AN ABORTION.

Your life is more important than a fetus. You can get pregnant again. If for some reason you can't have biological children, you can adopt. But you can't do anything, including be a mother to the one you're carrying now, if you're dead.

4.18.2011

ssod double-header

Search string of the day the first:
Have ethnic persons in Canada started a movement against Conservatives since they asked Arabic perso
We can only hope that they d

Search string of the day the second:
could I move to Canada to live with my aunt?
Find out.

2.07.2011

search string of the day

Search string of the day:
bullshit my dr says i have to wait 6 months for a groin hernia operation vancouver island

Perhaps look for doctors in Vancouver. Perhaps try omitting the word "bullshit" from your search. Just a suggestion.

6.11.2010

ssod

Search string of the day:
male nude rugby players of uk

Apparently they are on calendars, not the pitch. Interested parties are encouraged to pursue this search.

10.06.2009

ssod

Search string of the day:
desperately want to leave the u.s.

I know how you feel. Best of luck.

9.13.2009

ssod

Search string of the day:
married indian boy reach canada and once again married to canadian girl for citizenship-canadian govt.help

No comment. I mean, what more can one say?

8.02.2009

ssod

Search string of the day:
colonoscopy banned in canada?

Nope! Plus it's free!

5.21.2009

ssod

Search string of the day:
GOD WILL MOVE IN CANADA ON MAY 20

Anybody notice anything different?

5.15.2009

ssod

Search string of the day:
can your male next door neighbor turn out to be gay

Is he calling a moving van, or hoping for a date?

4.02.2009

ssod

Search string of the day:
odds of cheney war crimes indictment

Zero!

11.05.2008

ssod

Search strings of the day:
moving to canada obama won

is canada pure socialism

They were right next to each other, too.

To be fair, yesterday the folks at The Daily Show asked me if I've heard from people who are threatening to move to Canada if Obama wins. So this search string could have been looking for info on that - are there people actually saying this, how can I contact them - as opposed to actually researching moving to Canada because Obama won.

But still.

As noted recently in comments, where would McCain supporters threaten to move to, anyway? North Korea?

8.25.2008

the "how can i move to canada" forum

I get a lot of traffic from this page.

This is a fairly typical example of what you find at these kinds of sites, although it has a higher percentage of correct information than most.

There are the solidly informative answers, the "my hometown is better" plus gratuitous Toronto slams, plus the requisite snarky, non-helpful answer, which often doubles as a Toronto slam. At least one answer must begin with, "Why would anyone want to..." or "I don't understand...".

As I've observed before, in these venues, people from Vancouver are particularly insistent that their town is the place to be and Toronto sucks. Unfortunately, this has given me a negative impression of Vancouver as a city of smug self-absorption. I'm sure this is not the case, and I very much look forward to getting out there one day. But come on folks, everyone can't live there.

What this page lacks is the usual assortment of scaremongering lies about Canada: Canadians hate USians, you'll die waiting for health care, you'll never find a job, Canada is practically the US now anyway. It cannot be a coincidence that MetaFilter costs $5.00 to join. That must seriously cut down on wingnuttery.

7.25.2008

ssod

Search strings of the day:
can i move to canada and still be a us citizen?

how to sneak into canada for health care

how to screw the air miles

1. Yes.
2. If you sneak in, you can't get health care!
3. ??

5.31.2008

ssod

Search string of the day:
brazil tribe never seen humans

They are humans, dimwit!

4.21.2008

ssod

Search string of the day:
why are north americans cold and selfish people?

Shut up, I'm blogging about me!

4.13.2008

ssod

Search string of the day:
do i have to fill out any forms to move to canada?

Forms?? Oh, baby!

4.05.2008

ssod

Search string of the day:
what is the best way to sneak into canada?

I wonder why they're sneaking in.

2.18.2008

ssod

Search string of the day:
if you move to canada, can you live there forever?

I found that kind of touching.

1.06.2008

ssod

Search string of the day:
if hillary clinton wins the election i'm moving to canada

Why wait? Come on up!